That has been my theory for some time now. I proposed said theory at a convention recently...and expected to receive a horrified and/or angry reaction from fangirls. Fangirls yawned collectively in my face and said, oh yes, sure. We've known, we've always known. Took the wind RIGHT out of my sails! So I think you are right. Drunk and gay. AND hanging out with Jared having a good ole time. : D (As he should do.)

Stall is the right word - and I believe you about the long line!