I recently had a conversation with my friend about men peeing. We were at Old Chicago. I'd had two beers at the time, was working on my third and saw two relatively hunky men making their way to the bathroom together. Having had as much beer as I'd had, I said aloud to my friend, "Those men are going to pee together, how do they do that?"
Raising an eyebrow, she said, "We pee together."
I said, "No, we don't. We go to the bathroom at a resturaunt or a movie theater together, but we pee separately. Men pee together."
It took a minute, but she got what I meant. Then she loftiy said, "Men have different bathroom culture than we do."
At that point, I had to agree with her. I've long gotten over the weird-seeming idea that a man pees standing up with his johnson in his hand. I have yet, however, to reconcile myself to the fact that a man will stand next to another man doing exactly the SAME thing. It seems such an intimate thing to do, to expose yourself like that, but I guess men are used to it. They've grown up that way, so to them, it's nothing.
I'm sorry. It still makes me giggle.
( Read more about this and how it relates to SPN, because it does, I promise.... )